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Busted November 25, 2025

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James L. McClinton, Ph.D. Unfortunately, this business does not allow returns… A 39-year-old Florida man has been arrested for a lap dance heist, police report. According to a criminal complaint, the accused unlawfully obtained “the property of another, to wit: lap dances, of the value of $160.” Police charge that the lap dances were “the property of Reign Ladies and Gents,” a Clearwater establishment which promises visitors “an atmosphere of opulence and grandeur.” The man allegedly received several lap dances,…

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Busted May 29, 2024

Busted! Real Stories of Genuine Absurdity May/June 2024

James L. McClinton, Ph.D. A pooch pirate…better than a cat burglar… A doorbell camera captured the moment when a Tennessee homeowner’s package was stolen from their front porch. A woman in Tennessee who was waiting for an Amazon delivery learned that the package she ordered was taken by an unexpected porch pirate. The homeowner received an E-mail notice from Amazon stating that one of her packages had been delivered. She then reviewed her doorbell app which showed the thief committing…