Busted

Busted!

By James L. McClinton, Ph.D. Llamaforcement… Police were hot on the heels of a thief they were chasing, until they lost him when he leapt over a fence and onto a farmer’s property. As it turns out, that was not a wise move. This farmer has eight llamas on his property and these are animals which are very possessive about their territory. The llamas, which can reach a height of six feet and are well-known for their nasty habit of…

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Busted! Real Stories of Genuine Absurdity November/December 2024

James L. McClinton, Ph.D. It’s always “something”… A sheriff’s deputy pulled a man over in Bakersfield, Missouri, on a routine traffic stop. When the officer learned the driver lacked insurance, he informed him the car would be towed. Another deputy told him that, since it was so hot, he would give him a ride back to his residence. The driver agreed to the ride, but told the deputy that he first had to grab something out of the back of…